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Last Visit: 282 weeks ago
Reverend Bryen
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La la la. How goes it world of deviantly deviated things that appear to be deviant? Blah so I have been up all night. No suprise with me sleeping eight-teen hours the day before.
Monday I went to Funtown with my good buddy Jory and his gf it shouldn't be called Funtown it should be called, "Kinda-sorta but not really Funtown" lol. it's great when you are younger, but fucking christ(not to be confused with "butt fucking christ") it seemed so boring. Maybe it was because I was thinking about someone else all day. But It was the last time I am getting to see Jory for a while. He has gone into the Navy for Five years. I hope they don't ass rape him too much.
Car status. Still haven't gotten insurance. So it still sits in my driveway collecting dust bunnies. I should clean it today and get rid of the stench left by the previous owners. There were fifteen or so empty packages of Swisher Sweets cigarettes in the front seat about ten or so more in the back on the floor. There were fast food bags and other trash scattered about. He took the empty beer cans out though. Nice huh? lol.
Well I got distracted with looking at myself naked on webcam... I mean*cough* I was... ummm... shit think Bryen think we mustn't let them know our secrets. I know! I was looking at naked images of myself... no no no that doesn't work either. Ummmm.... Shit.... I was sleeping... that's right I was sleeping. Yes yes, they will never know that I was looking at nude images of myself, Muahahahaha... wait... am I wiriting down what I am thinking again?
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course.
2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitly get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) by pasting this to all your friends on their userpages!
* you provide the sex toys, not us
~~~bryen! i konw you work alot but get your sorry ass going and do some stuff on this site!
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course.
2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitly get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) by pasting this to all your friends on their userpages!
* you provide the sex toys, not us.
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course.
2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitly get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) by pasting this to all your friends on their userpages!
* you provide the sex toys, not us.
--
"without you my heart if filled with holes, these holes can be temperaraly filled with a thin linning of someones heart, but over time they wear and tear and leaves me broken once again. my heart remains with you."
YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED IN THE BUTT! Spread the butt-kickings around! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much ass-kicking around here and, KICK THEIR SORRY ASSES! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kick() the person who kicked you!
2- You can kick() the same person as many times as you see fit!(thats right, make him feel sorry for the day he was born!)
3- You -MUST- spread the ass-kickings people! At least 1 kick() per person that is!
4- You should kick() in public! Paste it on their user page so they can feel that kick!
5- Random kicks are perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender kicking, it's a love kick!
7- You should most definitly get started kicking right away!
Remember, this is about showing love to your fellow peeps! Everybody should get a kick in their ass!
YOU HAVE BEEN HUMPED! Spread the humping love around! Pick 4 of yer buddehs and paste this message on their userpage!
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't hump the person who humped you!
2- You can't hump the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- hump 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to hump them!
Remember, STDs are the gift that keep on giving! So you must hump a person you love as well!
This strain of STDs was started by ~lumi-sama SPREAD THE LUUUUV!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN HUMPED! Spread the humping love around! Pick 4 of yer buddehs and paste this message on their userpage!
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't hump the person who humped you!
2- You can't hump the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- hump 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to hump them!
Remember, STDs are the gift that keep on giving! So you must hump a person you love as well!
This strain of STDs was started by ~lumi-sama SPREAD THE LUUUUV!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN HUMPED! Spread the humping love around! Pick 4 of yer buddehs and paste this message on their userpage!
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't hump the person who humped you!
2- You can't hump the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- hump 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to hump them!
Remember, STDs are the gift that keep on giving! So you must hump a person you love as well!
This strain of STDs was started by ~lumi-sama SPREAD THE LUUUUV!!!
--
I'm just surviving...
RULES:
1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course.
2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitly get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) by pasting this to all your friends on their userpages!
* you provide the sex toys, not us
~~~bryen! i konw you work alot but get your sorry ass going and do some stuff on this site!
RULES:
1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course.
2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitly get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) by pasting this to all your friends on their userpages!
* you provide the sex toys, not us.
RULES:
1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course.
2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitly get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) by pasting this to all your friends on their userpages!
* you provide the sex toys, not us.
--
"without you my heart if filled with holes, these holes can be temperaraly filled with a thin linning of someones heart, but over time they wear and tear and leaves me broken once again. my heart remains with you."
MeNdeDpIeCes said the following:
YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED IN THE BUTT! Spread the butt-kickings around! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much ass-kicking around here and, KICK THEIR SORRY ASSES! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kick() the person who kicked you!
2- You can kick() the same person as many times as you see fit!(thats right, make him feel sorry for the day he was born!)
3- You -MUST- spread the ass-kickings people! At least 1 kick() per person that is!
4- You should kick() in public! Paste it on their user page so they can feel that kick!
5- Random kicks are perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender kicking, it's a love kick!
7- You should most definitly get started kicking right away!
Remember, this is about showing love to your fellow peeps! Everybody should get a kick in their ass!
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't hump the person who humped you!
2- You can't hump the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- hump 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to hump them!
Remember, STDs are the gift that keep on giving! So you must hump a person you love as well!
This strain of STDs was started by ~lumi-sama SPREAD THE LUUUUV!!!
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't hump the person who humped you!
2- You can't hump the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- hump 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to hump them!
Remember, STDs are the gift that keep on giving! So you must hump a person you love as well!
This strain of STDs was started by ~lumi-sama SPREAD THE LUUUUV!!!
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't hump the person who humped you!
2- You can't hump the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- hump 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to hump them!
Remember, STDs are the gift that keep on giving! So you must hump a person you love as well!
This strain of STDs was started by ~lumi-sama SPREAD THE LUUUUV!!!
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